I had a wet dream last night. I was tossing and turning in my sleep when I suddenly realized my pants felt wet. I was like, 'Oh no, are you serious?' I jumped out of bed to change immediately. Luckily, I had one clean pair of underwear left. The rest were still hanging out to dry on the balcony. I checked the bedsheets, and thank God they were dry. It only got on my underwear and sweatpants.
The weirdest part is that I didn't even have a 'dirty' dream. I literally didn't dream at all last night. I guess it’s just one of the annoyances of being a single guy.
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